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So a midget walks into a bar

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Fri, 05/06/2011 - 14:53
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So a midget walks into a bar. The next man tripped over it.

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Sat, 05/07/2011 - 10:58
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A mushroom walks into a Bar.

A mushroom walks into a Bar. Bartender says "we don't serve your kind!"

Mushroom says " why not? I'm a fungi."

"Men will beat their swords into plowshares, and their spears into pruning hooks." _MLK

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Mon, 05/09/2011 - 11:50
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what's the most popular gay

what's the most popular gay pickup line at a bar?

"Excuse me sir, may I push your stool in?"

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